Monday, March 15, 2021

Drunken Behaviors Table

Three Drunken Behaviors

I’ve seen a few adventure scenarios and stuff that have rules for characters getting drunk, but generally they get left at  “-4 to hit and damage, save or pass out” or whatever. So, I decided to make this table to give the player something more to work with. 


I probably wouldn’t use this table unless your players are open to roleplaying the effects, because it’ll most likely result in something bad happening to their characters. But, hopefully whatever happens will be pretty funny too.


These would also pair well with my d20 Dwarven Beers.


  1. Happy. You’re having the greatest night of your life. You laugh at everything and burst into song and dance whenever you get the chance. Your constant yelling and laughter will alert nearby enemies.

  2. Maudlin. Everything reminds you of your failures. An old friend lost in battle, an opportunity you let slip through your fingers, the one that got away. You become so depressed that all you can do is lie down and wallow in misery. 

  3. Reckless. You’re indestructible. You throw inhibition and caution to the wind and perform the craziest stunts possible.

  4. Too Friendly. You are overly touchy and want to make friends with everyone in the room. You can’t stop talking and you’re too drunk to tell lies. 

  5. Violent. You’re red in the face and scowling. You’re absolutely sure everyone else in the room is talking trash about you behind your back. With any perceived slight, make a charisma check or start a fight. 

  6. Sick. Your stomach is tying itself in knots and your brain feels like it's trying to crawl out through your eye sockets. You slur your words and are unable to fight or perform any strenuous tasks without vomiting all over yourself.

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